My friend subbed me in my own inbox

One of my other sisters (by God, not DNA) is a little genius from Brooklyn (so you know she got a touch - used loosely - of hood in her). She doesn't live in NY anymore but we talk every day. One morning I woke up to no "hello", no "good morning jawn", no random text... Just this link on fixing people. She subbed me so next time I see her, she got to catch these hands, but I figured I'd stress y'all out a little too.